Recipes (as jokes not to be used in any way, shape, or form)
Corned Human and Cabbage
- One 3-pound human brisket, soaked in brine
- 2 Tbsp allspice
- 8 whole cloves
- 4 bay leaves
- Assorted vegetables (carrots, squash, bell peppers, eggplant, onions, etc.)
- Freshly ground black pepper